She sat. Watched. Waited.

[Robin]

Joker laughed again.
"Hardly. Its just that my chief is so fat and stupid, it can't penetrate his thick skull."
"Well, you'd better follow me. We have to really run to get out of the exit, again. Get ready." He readied his self, checked his position, and bolted for the exit. He felt steel jaws snapping at his feet, but he was already in the open.
"Come on! get a really good run up. See that spot with all the scuff marks? Run form there." He then stood back, and waited for her to burst through the exit. She did suddenly break through, and the steel jaws snapped at her legs, but they didn't trap her. He waited until she was int he open, hadd gathered her surroundings, and sprinted forwards,. He suddenly remebered something, and skidded to a halt, he turned towards her.
"You don't smell like us." It was a statement. A fact. "We'll have to make a small detour." he said, smiling apologetically.
"My friends'll help me out." He set off again, a bit lower this time, and then they arrived to am meadow. Rabbits could be seen, grazing peacefully.
"Wait here." He told here, and slipped through the trees, sidling up to a large brown rabbit.
"Almond! I need your help!" Almond 's eyes widened, and he turned sharply to look at Joker, startled. Joker chuckled, and Almond relaxed immediately.
"Whaddya need?" He asked curiously.
"Well, theres this doe..." Almonds eyes bulged.
"Again?!" the grey Buck gasped, as Joker sighed irritably.
"No! Look. She isn't from the warren." Almonds expression shifted from exasperation complete understanding. He nodded. "And you want to sneak her in." He completed for him.
"Yeah."
"You need our scent."
"Yeah."
"You know what would be the consequences would be if we were caught?"
"Yeah."
"Are you sure you want to?"
"Yeah." Almond sighed and laughed. He stood, speaking as he did so. "I'll get the others." He disappeared into the bushes, Joker staying, grazing grass peacefully. Suddenly, there were four rabbits beside him, grazing as well. No one had noticed this smal exchange.
A large grey one whispered at Joker "Show us where she is." It was pretty obvious they'd done this a million times. and not just for Joker. They all slipped into the bushes, all talking as they went along.
"You had better have a back up plan, Joker. Ill slit your throat if you dont."
"I'll slit yours right back."
"Not if you're dead you wont."
"Exactly."
All of the rabbits started laughing. Joker made a small playful swipe at the grey one's throat, and the grey one parried it easily, and used jokers own paw to swipe his ear. It connected, and a few small rips appeared in jokers ear, not deep, but there. They all laughed again. They then reached the place Joker had left Eyei, he smiled at her, and the other rabbits smiled at her as well.
"So. You want to sneak into our meeting, eh?" A black one asked. "Good. We needed excitement. First, you need a cover story. I'm your uncle." He said, and winked at her. Joker nudged him hard, and he fell, and they became involved in a small scuffle.
"Ill be her brother!" a quite small white rabbit with brown eyes spoke up, smiling.
"The rest of you know the drill." Said the black one, underneath a playfully snarling Joker.
"Just go along with what they say, and you'll be fine. Now. Who shall have the pleasure of starting the riot?" He asked politely, sill underneath Joker, who had his teeth in his neck. The black one growled, and swiped at his face, Joker stepped back, and grinned at him, the small scuffle was over. He then walked over to Eyei, and he stuck close.
"There. Our scents should cover yours." He then started to walk forwards slowly, and his friends dropped a pace or two behind respectfully.
"Sorry about them." He whispered. "Stick close." And they neared the warren.
As they reached the warren, and officer stood in front if him.
"Joker? Who is this?" Joker looked confused.
"Sir?"
"The doe." Joker laughed, looking down at Eyei.
"Sir? Don't you know her? This is my doe." He said, as the officer looked embarrassed, stepped aside, and they were in the gloom of the burrow.

[boutiquez]

"So I'm your doe now am I?" she joked playfully, as the walked through the tunnels, "Oh, and please, please tell that friend of your's to never mention anything about brothers of mine in my presence. I was really really closer to doing something you'd hate me for and I'd regret for a long, long time." as they walked further along the underground path she added "on a lighter note however, this has turned out to be quite fun so far, and I get the feeling we've barely begun."

It had been quie a long time since she was last in a warren, so all her memories of warrens were the happy, carefree times with her brother. Somehow while she was here she forgot about all the times since then; maybe it was the excitement of pissing of the chief.
"So how exactly did you come to dislike him so much, I mean, you've lived here your whole life. You must have grown up with him." Eyei was careful about her volume for two reasons: One, incase the chief heard about what was coming for him; and Two, incase someone heard her and didn't recognise her voice.

"So, what exactly are we doing to him?" she asked playfully, knowing that whatever it was, it would be fun.

[Robin]

Joker chuckled darkly. "Ill tell you about that story sometime. And as for what we're going to do." He said, brightening considerably "Is that we're going to ruin his little patriotic war speech." He said happily "It's most likely the owsla will either A) try to kill us or b) get really mad, and that's always fun." He said, laughing. "If they do attack, I wont be the only one fighting." He then paused, thinking "And most would say that I'm stupid, risking my life to piss the chief off, but its fun. And living without fun isn't living it all." He said, winking at her.
"While we're doing this, you have to keep quiet. If they knew I had bought you here, they would be red in the face with anger, and we want to use that at the climax, for the best affect." He said in joking tone, winking. "This is our big splurge." He explained. "We'll probably get kicked out for this. But who the hell cares? This is what we want. We just want to leave with a bang. No bang, we dont walk." He said, laughing.
"This is the best bang we can come up with." He said, pushing through the crowd of rabbits around the chiefs burrow. Joker felt all his friends around him, as the chief started to speak, and the explosion came closer.

[boutiquez]

"You're going to get kicked out for this? Sh*t! Where the hell are you going to go?" Eyei, of all rabbits, really was one for making trouble, she loved. But if Joker left SHadow Hill that would really suck. Just when things were getting fun around here.

"And before I ask you what the heck that war things about, what did your friend mean when he said 'Again?!' about how many does you've been with...? C'mon! Tell me! Sound like you're a bit of a player, maybe I should know." Eyei joked.

[Robin]

Joker laughed quietly.
"We have something going on, we see how many rabbits we can sneak into the warren. Then we see how many we sneak out. We dont like sneaking them out." He said, and winked at her. "It has to be done in complete-" He broke of, glancing at an officer and lowering his voice "Silence. By that I mean, It has to be discreet. So we're gonna have to smuggle you out, if this goes badly."
The chief started to speak, and he fell silent.
"Remember, Eyei, be careful. We can protect you, but you'd have to fight to. Fun, huh?" He aske,d his eyes gleaming.

[boutiquez]

"Sneaking then out. Sure that's what goes on and what he meant. And yeah, I'm ready to fight if needs be. I may be small, but I have a whole lot of anger to unleash."

Eyei was genuinely excited about this. Joker's wanker cheif deserved whatever it was they were about to do.

"Hey Joker..." she started, but her voice was drowned out by the group of lapins around her.